Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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