Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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