Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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