Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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