Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
