Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Randomize
