Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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