i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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