"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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