Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Fuck appropriateness.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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