Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
