YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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