covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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