doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
