we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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