we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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