hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
false alarm. still invincible.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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