when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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