she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Randomize
