you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
