eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
