it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Randomize