I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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