he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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