He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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