If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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