well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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