Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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