OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
