Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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