shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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