you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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