# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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