Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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