I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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