we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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