well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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