What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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