Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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