How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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