the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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