): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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