Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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