I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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