I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We are two peas in an std pod
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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