Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
look no pants
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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