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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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