I bet he comes in French.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
jump out the window naked night went bad
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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