the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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