I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm sobbing to NWA
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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