i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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