I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
