He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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