I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
These tits shall not be calmed
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