Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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