I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
There was a lot of him and a little penis
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
