so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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