Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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