yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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