WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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