the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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