This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Me. At least after what I've been through.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
how drunk are you?
Several
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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