Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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