Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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